A String of Coherent Thoughts...

*Stands on conveniently placed footstool and cups hands around mouth*- HELLOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Hi. I was just announcing my presence... it's been a while! There's certainly a lot more pressure as to what to write now because it's like... what do I pick? There's so much to say! Hmmm... I could talk about winter break and life down here in New York and Connecticut, I could write a long and vengeful talk on the newest horrors ap euro has haunted me with, I could talk about how I want a pony and my own personal rainbow... (haha naw, just kidding. That's weird. And we all know what I really want is another cat.) Or I could entertain myself by typing up an incoherent string of sentences using my nose. Or elbow. And no, I have not done that before. .... hahaha (:

This is weird. I'm writing this blog in the middle of a crowded family room, (well, crowded if you count my two aunts, dad, and mom) with a fire crackling dead ahead of me. So a part of me is saying "don't write anything embarrassing or weird. Cause they don't know this blog exists and if anything catches their attention, they're going to follow it." And THAT certainly can't happen! And the other half is saying "psh, they're talking about flight times, Allison, they don't give a rat's cat about you! Go wild! Talk about drugs, smoking, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!" Knock on wood. 

... Oops, I knocked too late. My mom just acknowledged my presence. And uttered the dreaded, "what are you doing Allison?" She must have sensed the mischievousness in my mind. Or my eyes? I don't know. 

Wow... this is a record- I've written exactly 137 words without actually getting to a point for this blog! I haven't even come up with a title yet- the sole decider of a blogs ambition! I think at this point, a clear-cut topic is a lost cause. Whatever, more freedom for me! There's no outline to hinder me from my true thoughts! [An insider on Allison's intriguing- haha!- mind: It's hilarious to hear my adult relatives talking about John and Kate Plus 8... and their insightful views on reality TV. I want more chocolate. MUCH more. It's just SO GOOD! The weird bruise/bump/bite on my aunt's hand is freaking me out. She needs to get that checked out- a list of symptoms and their corresponding sickness or detrament on google is not the same as going to the good 'ol docter! I should probably go join my cousins in the other room..... but- oh look.. they're doing manual labor in the form of dishes. Hmm.... maybe  I can afford to blog just a little longer.

Hahaha! That was fun! Once I get started it's sort of hard to stop! Just like coffee! Haha just kidding, I'm not a coffee drinker. How can something that smells so good taste SO bad?? 

Alright, I really should go now. I hope this is an adequate blog for such a long absence from writing! If not, I thoroughly apologize, and if you dial the number at the bottom of this screen you can receive a full, money-back guarantee- as long as this free scented candle!

Peace. (Y)

 

p.s. i didn't actually count 137 words... i guesstimated. Surprise!!

p.p.s. due to limited internet ability, i couldn't get a picture for this blog! Here is a box of virtual tissues for you to cry into for this loss.