Trivial Thoughts at Three.... (A.M.)

So, i'm lying in my bed, mentally willing myself to go to sleep. But I can't bring myself to do it! (This is notable, because considering the fact that I've been functioning off of 5 hours of sleep a night for the past 3 weeks, you would think I'd be leaping into bed at 4:00 in the afternoon if I had the choice.) I just love the moments before you actually turn off your light and focus on becoming dormant when you're thoughts are totally unrestricted, and you don't have to think about thinking anymore! So here's a list of a few of the random traces of coherent ideas running through my brain at this very moment in order for you to get a sense of the moments I cherish every day.
1- my mom is snoring really loudly. I can hear her from across the hallway, and through the thin walls of our bedrooms. Her snores are also really manly. Like no offense, but if my dad weren't out of town on a business trip, I would have assumed that those low rumblings were coming from him.
2- KDWB, (101.3.. the radio station) falsely named their romantic saga that airs every Thursday, "War of the Roses"... The real war of the roses was the civil war in England in the 1500s that was fought over determining the rightful English throne. It was between the Lancasters and the Yorks, NOT some mindless entertainment ploy to exploit failing relationships publically. I think. 
3- That's another annoying thing about Euro. It's created such a personal lack of confidence in myself that I'm constantly double checking myself, and apologizing for incorrect answers, and never completely sure of my own abilities. That's not cool.
4- I really should be going to bed. I promised my friend I'd go to bed at 11.... that didn't happen. AGH I NEED TO GET BETTER AT TIME MANAGEMENT AND PRIORITIZING!
5- Maybe there's a class for that. Hmmm... 
6- Oh my gosh, I really need to shower. I havent showered since yesterday morning. Gross. I also haven't brushed my teeth in quite some time. I'm so glad this is a blog, and you can't actually see my right now, because you're nostrils would probably shrivel up because of the foul stench my body is secreting, and your eyes would fall out of their sockets in order to stop you from being able to see me.
7- The new Spongebob episodes are REALLY creepy. They're like super graphic, and have creepy plots, and I'm pretty sure Spongebob is gay. There are so many little subliminal messages that hint at his homosexuality. 
8- Ow. My eyes hurt from staring at this bright screen, and my arms hurt from the awkward position i'm typing at and OMG- my mom just snored frighteningly loud. It was like an explosion from the other room.  It sounded like a bear sneezing, while simultaneously trying to take out an aggravatingly enthusiastic squirrel with a large branch.
9- I hope my mom isn't offended by my comments on her. Well, she doesn't know about this blog.. and she knows I love her anyway. 
10- It is now 2:54, although my disfunctional computer says it's 7:15, because it's just like that. I need to go to bed! I applaud you for actually reading this. 


DISCLAIMER: it was 3 in the morning when i wrote this, and i was really tired!!!


(Y) peace.